SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. Sasuke/Naruto
2. Lightman/Foster
3. Simon/Kaylee
4. Kirk/Spock
5. Booth/Bones
6. Olivia/Peter

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Spock/Uhura
8. Kiba/Shino
9. Hodgins/Angela

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. Naruto/Hinata
11. Harry/Hermione
12. Snape/Harry

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. House/Wilson
14. NaruSasuSaku

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
They just... well, they just don’t belong together.! I dunno, it became clear during the third book, before they were of the “romancing age”, so whatever. Also? Harry getting with Hermione would be SO obvious, ne? Granted, Ron with her ain’t much better, but still... adorable.

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Ri does, of course! Only reason I ever even considered House/Wilson anywhere near legit.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Well, Simon/Kaylee is cannon, so that works for me... Basically anything where they are adorably awkward and sweet; they aren’t right for angry fics, the characters are both too pure.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Uhm... in cannon or fandom?

5. How long have you been following couple #6 ?
Since the first episode of Fringe? They would be a hot couple, no doubt

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
It just... lacks support. Basically Kiba belongs with Hinata.

7. Which ship do you prefer -- #2 or #4?
I’m a go with Kirk/Spock there. CANNON WHAT?

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
12: Snape/Harry. Just... no. Creepy and makes NO sense, srsly. None. Plus, creepy student/teacher shit going on there... *shudder* I’m not a prude, but their age gap is MASSIVE and the feeling there should be like an uncle or something... uugh

9. What interests you about #14?
It’s interesting to explore their dynamic as the THREE members of team 7... Naruto for one clearly cares for Sakura. I also like the idea of yaoifangirl!Sakura ordering her boys around in bed............ I’m pervy, what?

10. When did you stop liking #7?
Basically after I heard of Kirk/Spock and actually watched TOS...

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
NAH, there’s always Booth/Bones sexual tension and the world doesn’t really need more. Plus, I love Bones. I’d still watch.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Bring On the Wonder – Susan Enan feat. Sarah McLachlan (and yes, this is from the Bones soundtrack)

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
SasuNaruSasu forever! Followed by K/S. Then Booth/Bones, cuz I just watched Bones.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
NaruHina? What is this! No chemistry AT ALL.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Simon/Kaylee and Kirk/Spock? They could talk about space travel!! Cuz spaceships are teh sex, fo sho. I think I need to write this fic... The only others in the same universe would be Lightman/Foster and Booth/Bones, although they might get along, especially with Bones. Just their age difference might make it awkward. The other pairs are too intense for anybody else.

16. Have #2 kissed yet?
Not that I’m aware of, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they had some awkward slightly drunk make-out at some point in the past. Well, Foster was drunk, at least.

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Not sure I can say... Do they have an ending? Must consult Ri on this matter... She knows WAY more Kirk/Spock cannon than me.

18. What would make you start shipping #14?
Sex. LOL.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
Mmm... 2. Cal/Gillian? They would be adorable and probably a more stable couple. Television lacks examples of healthy relationships!

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
No, so Hinata gets suspicious about Naruto’s OBSESSION with Sasuke, so she follows him one day to meet Sasuke at the hospital (cuz he’s back in my head) and watches them make out, using the Byakugan. MUAHAHAHA! She gasps in shock and Sasuke tries to chidori her to death! LE GASP. Naruto stops him..... by doing what, idk. Grabbing his dick, maybe. Haha! Long story short, Kiba asks her out, they get married and have REALLY fucked up babies. Win all around.